Heelarious.com offer something so ridiculous, it's cute:
a baby girl's first heel!
hee.lar.i.ous [he-lair-ee-uhs] - noun:
extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes for babies. not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight). not intended to harm children in any way.
isn't this so funny? even the name makes fun of itself! and hey, they're harmless...
what do you think?